Top ten ways to tell it's election season in the Villages

             Top ten ways to tell it's election season in the Villages

10. Golf cart collisions occur because the Romney sign on the windscreen obstructed the drivers' view.

9.  Republican candidates circle like flies over a steaming  cow patty. (this seems oddly appropriate to me!)

8.  Persons who rely on Medicare stump for  candidates who want to kill it.

7.  The RNC is page one all week;  Michelle Obama speaks at the DNC  and makes page 4 in smaller print than the article on "How to Grill Great Steaks."

6.  Chris Christie is considered a hero instead of just a big, fat, loud, bullying slob.  

5.   DNC events  get less column space than a full page article entitled "Tango in Tandem - Nita Anne and Quentin L******  enjoy making black bean salsa together"

4.  Every good thing that happens  in the news is "The Work of the Lord,"  but Hurricane Isaac's devastation is the President's fault for being a "Muslim Socialist born outside the US of A."

3.  3 words,   Industrial  Strength  Bigotry.

2.  One of your few liberal friends asks in a hushed voice if you went to the town square to see Paul Ryan, and when you answer  f*** no! ,  she admits she didn't go either.

1.  Evangelicals are  worshipping a man who actually believes God is a person living on the planet  Kolob.