My proposal: "Congress
shall enact a bill declaring that from now until his death, every word uttered
by Pat Robertson is irrelevant, mean spirited and devoid of spiritual
significance."
As we should have expected, Pat Robertson has weighed in on
the Pulse nightclub shooting here in Orlando. While not actually blaming
President Barack Obama, he did blame the
USSC for "legalizing" Gay marriage. We should have known it would happen. we've had more than three decades of warnings!
This venal, wicked man has, for far too long, sold his personal style of vindictive and evil faux Christianity for the
sake of monetary gain. He has done this
with the connivance of people close to him who should have years ago simply said,
"Pat, shut the F**k up!"
Robertson is hardly a novice at pretending to read the mind of the
cosmic muffin. Below are just a few of the times he's been really, really
wrong. I'd add the times he's been right, for fairness, but he hasn't ever been
right!
Each year Robertson takes to the airwaves with something he
calls "Words of Knowledge", predictions that he says come from God.
Here are a few of the doozies Robertson has floated over the years, and never
really come back to revise, revisit, or review.
1980 - Robertson predicted that the USSR would invade the
Middle East.
1981 - Robertson predicted global economic collapse, and
that the USSR would invade Israel, control all the oil in the Middle East, and
foul up the world economy.
1988 - Robertson said God told him to run for President.
Apparently God did not tell him to win.
1996 - God told Robertson that Bill Clinton would not be
elected for a second term. He also said that a terrorist with a nuclear weapon
would strike within the United States.
1998 - Robertson said God would strike the United States
with tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, and "maybe even a meteor" due
to Orlando, Florida's city council voting to fly rainbow flags during a Gay
Pride celebration. Orlando was never hit, though Virginia Beach, Robertson's
home, was.
2005 - Robertson said God told him that George W. Bush would
pass Social Security reform, tax reform, and that the Supreme Court would end
up packed with conservative judges. He also said there would be a wide scale
conversion of Muslims to Christianity.
2006 - Robertson said God told him that tsunamis would
ravage the coasts of the United States.
2007 - Robertson predicted that there would be a massive
terrorist event aimed at the United States that would result in "mass
killing" during the second half of the year. "The Lord didn’t say
nuclear, but I do believe it’ll be something like that - that’ll be a mass
killing, possibly millions of people, major cities injured," Robertson
said.
2012 - Robertson said God told him who would win the
Presidential election that year, but he would not tell. However he later said,
"I won’t get into great detail about elections but I sure did miss
it."
2012 - Robertson also said that 2012 would bring about a
collapse of the American economy. This information came only after a question
and answer session with God that included Robertson asking if the disaster
would be the result of an "EMP blast" or a "Mayan galaxy
alignment", all of which God took a pass on.
2013 - For this year, Robertson revisited some older
financial themes again, saying that a financial reckoning is coming, debts
called in, money devalued, people on fixed incomes will suffer. Creditors will
seize assets to pay back debts.
So who really is this false prophet moron?
Before I
amplify on this, I swear that every word I write about Robertson is true and
documented. Born a Senator's son, Marion (yes, that's right) Robertson led a
fairly normal life, but it got a bit shaky when as he claims he went Korea and
was decorated in combat three times.
You see, former Republican
Congressman Paul "Pete" McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in
Korea, wrote a public letter which said that Robertson was actually spared
combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf,
and that Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to
McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the "liquor
officer" responsible for keeping the officers' clubs supplied with liquor.
Robertson filed a $35 million libel suit against McCloskey in 1986, dropped it
in 1988, before it came to trial and Robertson paid all McCloskey's court
costs. So we have established a pattern of lying early on.
Although a grad of Yale Law (same school as "W",
weird, huh?) Robertson soon saw the money to be made fleecing the flock via
radio and TV as a Baptist minister. Out of deference to real Baptists, many of
whom have distanced themselves from him, as stated above, Robertson claims to have regular
conversations with God and at least once predicted the "end of days",
saying the Lord told him so . (Relax, it was to start in 1982 and be over by 1989!)
Robertson is also an advocate of Christian
dominionism — the idea that Christians have a right to rule.(The World!) In several
published writings, especially his 1991 book The New World Order, Robertson
has offered theories about a
worldwide Jewish conspiracy,
plagiarizing chapter and verse
from well-known anti-Semitic works.
Lest you
think all religion and no job make Robertson, like most Protestant ministers, a
man of average means, be advised that
his personal fortune is estimated between $200 million and $1 billion. How does he do it, you say? Much of his income comes from sales of commercial time and the fleecing of viewers
from his 700 Club TV show.
Much of it
also comes (or came) from blood diamonds. What??? Blood Diamonds - Not our Pat? Yep : Robertson had extensive business dealings with former Liberian
president (and genocidal maniac) Charles Taylor. Taylor gave Robertson the
rights to mine for diamonds in Liberia's mineral-rich countryside. According to
two Operation Blessing (Robertson's "cover" for his money making
schemes) pilots who reported this incident to the state of Virginia for investigation in
1994, Robertson used his Operation Blessing planes to haul diamond-mining
equipment to Robertson's mines in Liberia, despite the fact that Robertson was
telling his 700 Club viewers that the planes were sending relief supplies to
the victims of the genocide in Rwanda!
When the United States Congress passed a bill
In November 2003 that offered two million dollars for his (Taylor's) capture.
Robertson accused President George W. Bush of
"undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim
rebels to take over the country." At that
time Taylor was harboring Al Qaeda operatives who were funding their
operations through the illegal diamond trade.
On February 4, 2010, at his war crimes trial in the Hague, Taylor
testified that Robertson was his main political ally in the U.S! It is not
known if any Blood diamond money financed Robertson's other favorite murderers
- The Nicaraguan Contras, but it is a matter of record that when Ronald
Reagan and Oliver North needed a way around the Boland amendment,
Robertson funds provided it.
As if these
talents weren't enough, Robertson has also demonstrated clairvoyance, control
of the elements, insider knowledge of the mind of God and an incredible well of
hatred and bile. It's fun for me to describe his pronouncements, but I think
you need to hear it from the devil himself. ladies and gentlemen, the lad
himself in quotes.
On January 4, 2012, Robertson reported that God had spoken
to him and "He showed me the next president" but wouldn't name who it
is. He did give an indication that it wouldn't be President Obama since
Robertson said God told him Obama's views were at "odds with the
majority" Really? Quick question
here Pat. Was God wrong, or are you just full of hubris and bullshit?
"It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-biased
media and the homosexuals who want to destroy all Christians." (don't tell
my Christian gay friends)
"Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate
and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies
on the court." (Robertson calling in a divine air strike on the USSC)
"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for
women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages
women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism and become lesbians." (I'm a feminist and I did not
approve this message)
"the ACLU has to take a lot of blame for this" in
addition to "the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the
gays, and the lesbians [who have] helped [the terror attacks of September 11th]
happen." (who could have guessed Al Qaeda even knew what the ACLU is?)
"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of
some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's
face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of
redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your
nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes,
and possibly a meteor." referring to
"gay days" at Disneyworld (oh the horror, the
horror!)
Of course,
we all know that if you are a man and your wife has Alzheimer's, it's ok to
divorce her (what would be the advice if the genders were switched? Any bets?)
Likewise, of Course general Petraeus had an affair, he's a man, she's a girl,
June, Moon, alone at the drive in. It's natural (for men).
And now
something that hasn't made the media. Years ago, when Robertson still was a
preacher in the VA tidewater area, a young man, a foster child, was
hospitalized after being badly beaten by his foster father and mother (for
running away, imagine that.) The foster
father had two cards to play; he was an ex Navy commander, and they were
members of Robertson's church , quite a
big deal at the time in the area. Robertson , as a character witness, pled with
child services to overlook the violence and return the boy to the foster home.
They did and within several months the child was dead, abused to death by
Robertson's parishioners. I guess God wanted the kid dead, huh?
A doctor friend of a very close friend once
described Robertson as "The embodiment of evil." On a lighter note, I think it best to
include one last quote from Pat
Robertson, although I know when he said it he didn't mean it to be used like it
is being used on his behalf these days.
"I have a zero
tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people." - Pat Robertson.
Truer words have seldom been used against the speaker. I
think the late Christopher Hitchens must have had a Robertson, Osteen, or Huckabee in mind when he said, “We keep on being told
that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every
side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith
causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more
stupid. Violent, irrational, intolerant,
allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile
to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized
religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.”
As usual, Hitchens was, at least in Robertson's case,
absolutely correct.