Run! Godzilla's Coming
(Fear and loathing born of ignorance)
SEABORNE FUKUSHIMA RADIATION PLUME HIT WEST COAST, CORPORATE
MEDIA REPORTED IT DANGEROUSLY
The original article (the link) contains some first-rate fear mongering based on the assumed ignorance of the audience. Pandering to and causing unrealistic consternation among the uninformed certainly isn't new, but it is, nonetheless, definitely irresponsible. The isotope in question is Cs 134, which, like Rubidium and Iodine, is a fission product. Wow, sounds dangerous, huh. And if you ingested a significant amount, it would be.
The issue here is twofold. First, the
relatively short (2 year ) half life of Cs 134 (which does decay by relatively
high energy Beta particle emission) and the fact that its decay product, Barium
134, is stable, means that after about ten years (5 half lives, assumed to be
threshold for "none left") , assuming no additional releases from
Fukushima, there will be no more Cs 134. More important, however, is that the
effort required to detect ANY Ba 134 has been hampered by the fact that levels
have been so low that only the most sophisticated detection equipment can even
measure it. Canadian studies found levels of Ba 134 of 1000 times less
than the allowable standards for drinking water.
The
"journalist" speaking of material "throwing off " radiation
is statistically correct. One event could damage DNA and cause a mutation in a
cell. So, if that's your concern, here is some really scary shit: Consuming
Salmon which had Cs 134 in their flesh in a detectable amount at the highest
level anyone, fear mongers included, has even suggested might, if you ate a
lot of it, cause whole body radiation exposure of at the most around .5
millirem (mr) annually. That's half of a millirem. Remember this when you read
the rest of this. Usually we measure exposure with dosimeters, but none in
existence would measure this miniscule amount (remember this is over a year).
So what can you do to limit your exposure?
For starters,
don't breathe or eat anything, because your annual
exposure from the radon in air and assorted radioactive materials on food
totals around 240 mr. That's correct, 480 times as much as the Salmon's
potential. If you smoke as little as half a pack per day (and if you do, you
are terminally stupid) add another 18 mr annually from the radium in tobacco.
Now here's the kicker: If you don't eat, smoke or drink and live at sea level,
cosmic radiation still zaps you another 15 mr. Worse, if you love that Colorado
Rocky Mountain high, consider that the dose rate from cosmic radiation in
Denver is 75 mr, yep, 5 times as great as sea level due to the lesser amount of
attenuation from the atmosphere. Or you could retreat to a Lamasery in Bhutan
at 15,000 feet and really suck up the millirem.
Of course, all this sounds scary, but the
national guidelines for lifetime radiation exposure are based on the
formula: Allowable lifetime exposure (in
REM, [ 1 R = 1000 mr, duh]) = 5(n-18) where n is your age, not to exceed 5 R
annually. So, my 50 year old friends, you could already have absorbed 170 Rem
and not have exceeded any recognized dosage limit. Of course, if you really
want to bump it up get a spinal x-ray (600 mr) and live dangerously.
In summary, the
average American is calculated (by those who actually know and do the math) to
receive an exposure from all sources of about 600 mr annually. Consider the
possible maximum .5 mr annually (assuming your salmon sucked up a shit load of
Cs134), and then ask yourself if it's really worth losing sleep over. The preceding public service announcement has
been brought to you by someone (me) with actual training and 26 years'
experience in the field. Enjoy the rest of your day (if you can,
Bwahaaahaahaa!)
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