Top ten ways to enjoy the Republican National
Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida
Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida
10. Order 300 pizzas
for the entire Romney family.
9. Order 300
pizzas for Chris Christie
8. Guess
which batch of pizzas is gone first.
7. Remind Romney that his wife likes equestrians,
laugh at him when he says, "no, really, she's straight!"
6. Sit in the stall
next to Paul Ryan and tap out "Ave Maria" with your foot. Have him arrested if he answers back.
5. Put crazy glue in all the Fox News anchor's chairs and on their microphones.
4. Rig the
teleprompter so that in the middle of Ann Romney's speech it scrolls "OK,
who farted?"
3. Fill the balloons for
the balloon drop with Orange Juice.
2. Replace the balloons for the balloon drop with condoms
filled with cottage cheese.
1. Go to Las Vegas.
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