Overused words and phrases
1. Empowerment - Used to denote the acquisition of self
determination and sense of worth, "empowerment " is a great word.
Unfortunately, it has been hijacked by essentially every purveyor of software because, like "chocolate", it
sounds good. The percentages of users who feel "empowered " by
Microsoft, is almost certainly dwarfed by the number of users who would truly feel
"empowered" by chucking their monitor through the nearest window when
Windows freezes.
2. "That's why there's..." This phrase seems to manifest itself toward
the beginning of just about every "new" drug hype these days, as in "That's why
there's ....Xarelto, Zeljanz, Spiriva, etc." The implication seems to be that these drugs
have always existed and in a rare evolutionary event, the malady developed to
give the drug some sense of purpose. Truth
in advertising would run more like..."These ailments, which have always
existed, offer us a new, and extremely lucrative market for treatment modalities, even if the
list of side effects is longer than the Dallas phone book." Now, "Thats' why there's........"!!
3. The word "technology" about 90% of the
time. In the post WWII age, the world
rapidly became a more technical place. The word technology describes the application
of higher, technical/scientific principles to development of those things which,
in some cases actually merit the use of the term. Radar technology, for example, helps avoid mid
air collisions between planes, warns us of bad weather, etc. Using the word "technology"
to describe the way a dusting mop works
seems a bit gratuitous. Damned near every commercial these days trumpets the
application of "..... technology." It's usually irrelevant and overblown. it's also invariably touted as "beneficial" (you know, like fracking?) How
long until the makers of a plastic
pooper scooper advertise it as the "paradigm of fecal relocation technology?" Perhaps an improved hammer using
"Metallic impact determinance technology?" The late George Carlin said, " If you
nail together two things that no one has ever nailed together before, some
schmuck'll buy it!" He was right,
of course, and Dorman's corrollary is that "If you nail these two things
together and describe them as "new
technology", many schmucks will buy it."
4. "Reality." You might think such a simple word would retain its
simple meaning and, in truth, it has-
except in the world of television, where "reality shows" have been
all the rage for the past ten years or so.
Webster's defines reality thus: " The world or the state of things as
they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of
them. In real life, in the world as it actually exists, "housewives"
don't live in mansions and actually have hard jobs involving a myriad of
domestic tasks on a daily basis. In the real world, moms don't generally urge
their voluptuous but mentally marginal
daughters to make porno films to gain popularity. In the real world, most
people of conscience and/or taste would eschew any sort of contact with an
inbred clan of racist, homophobic, hillbilly duck call makers. Reality can be harsh enough,
and kids are constantly challenged to just grow up to become functional adults.
what sort of message do we send by citing as "reality" a Honey Boo Boo, Dance Moms, Life with the Kardashians, ad
infinitum, ad nauseum?
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