Monday, August 24, 2015

Love your pet? Do your homework!



     Another advertising ex"scam"ple: I was watching Good Morning America while doing the
morning crossword (because I have that kind of time) and a spot came on for Natural Balance Dry dog food, touting it as simply a "superior" dog food. Curious, I went to Dog Food Advisor, a non-industry rating site for pet foods run by a dentist who specializes (as a hobby, I guess) in nutritional analysis. He rates dog food products on a one star to 5 star scale, based solely on the nutritional quality of the product. 


     You will find some surprises there; for example: Pedigree canned dog food, a brand we've all seen and heard about is a "1 star" food! Worse, however is the fact that Hill's Science Diet (adult mature) canned is also a "1 star food". Pedigree is priced as what it is (or isn't), at about 80 cents per can, but the Hills is almost $2 per can! Another surprise is that Walmart's low end store brand (Ol' Roy) is priced about 10 cents less per can than Pedigree, yet is rated 2 1/5 stars (250% better than Pedigree!)

    Meanwhile back at the kibble. The 10 pound bag of Natural Balance original Ultra (Venison, Turkey meal, Lamb meal) which was the one I saw advertised is a 3 star (slightly above average) rated food, priced at about $3.90 per pound in the ten pound bag. On the other hand, Blue Wilderness Rocky Mountain recipe (Bison, beef, venison, lamb) is rated 4 1/2 stars and costs $3.10 per pound and is frequently available with coupon for under $3 per pound. Blue, of course, is what Belle the queen of the Bassetts (see the proud dad's photos below) is fed.













The moral here, if any, is that you should do your homework re; Pet foods. Even if the store website shows "reviews" by customers for different foods,those ratings are almost always , if you read them, based on how much the reviewer's pets seem to like eating that particular food. Remember, pets are in many ways like children and your kids would always give a five star rating to chocolate cake, ice cream and big Macs. That doesn't make them the best thing to feed them for nutritional purposes! Also, manufacturers reviews are obviously biased. There is not a whole lot of linkage between price and quality, as I illustrated above.

     Take the time to check and compare at the site below. There could well be two good outcomes - saving money for you and better nutrition for your dog.

           http://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/

Sunday, August 16, 2015

What Cracklin' Oat Bran?"

     Latest chapter in the Bassett saga.  Belle, our Bassett Hound, always gets two pieces of chicken jerky and two biscuits  each morning, homemade of course, since she has us well trained. Until last week she has always taken them to her "killing field" (aka under the end of the dining room table) and consumed them.

        One morning early last week, while We were both in the bathroom, Emily turned and looked just as Belle, biscuit in mouth, jumped back up on the bed, prepared to picnic . She was abruptly and rather rudely disabused of that notion by both of us, essentially simultaneously.  The next day, she brought her biscuit into the bedroom and proceeded to lay on the rug by my side of the bed and start crunching. I told her to pick it up and leave the bedroom, which, being waaay smarter than the average Bassett Hound, she did.  Next day, she tried it again, not on the bed, for that ship has sailed; but when I told her to leave (the rug on my side again) she did so, only to return about 39 seconds later and go to Emily's side of the bed, biscuit in mouth. Again, she was told to pick it up and leave, which she did, accusatory look back at us, and all.

        This morning, we again went through the usual routine. Belle woke us at the usual 6:50, crawling up from the bottom of the bed and licking my nose. I Turned on the light, put her eye drops in, and told her it was time to go pee (for both of us) so she jumped off the bed and headed for the lanai. Upon finishing her morning toilette, we reentered and she went to her normal post-morning pee post - staring at and pointing the refrigerator, where the jerky and biscuits live. I gave her two big strips of jerky which she inhaled (under the table, as usual.) I put her two biscuits beside her and returned to the bedroom. 

     As I'm brushing my teeth, I see Belle returning to the rug by my side of the bed, biscuit in her mouth, ends hanging out  in plain view. As she had immediately crunched it into several pieces, I gathered them up and took them and her back to the killing field.  About a minute later, she reentered the bedroom, going to Emily's side of the bed this time and laying back down on the rug. I went to look, and sure enough, she had brought the other whole biscuit in with her. I told her to pick it up and leave, which she did, dirty look and all.


         About a minute later, as we were finishing dressing, she reappeared at the bedroom door, but this time she had the biscuit in her mouth lengthwise, so all that was visible was a small glimpse of the end. It reminded me of the commercial where the wife catches the hubby eating the last of the breakfast cereal, and when questioned with a mouthful he mumbles "what Cracklin' Oat Bran?" Emily asked her what she thought she was doing, and again with the look that only a Bassett Hound can truly master, Belle returned, thwarted yet again, to finish her breakfast in the appointed place.  

Saturday, August 15, 2015

New Rule # (aww, who gives a shit?)

                   
        In the interest of promoting tourism, tourist safety and moral structure, American towns should be required to install signage designating special or specifically designated "sides of town."

        I'm reasonably sure that many who dwell in such towns are blissfully unaware of all the various special districts within their municipal boundaries.  Apparently, in some agreement reached early in our history, it became  the official designated duty of singers and songwriters to warn others of these specially designated regions.

        Some of these  districts, in truth, are simply common sense references, and probably need no specific warning signs, as they pose no real threat to the unsuspecting. Even so, many minstrels have taken it upon themselves to describe them in song. John Prine and Curtis Mayfield  tell us of the "Other Side of Town,"  although we should have been able to intuit that if we were anywhere within the municipal boundaries, where we weren't must have been the "other" side.  Likewise,  Lucinda Williams sings of the "East side of Town," even though our GPS could probably suss that out as well. In like fashion, Make Waves tells us we're on "This" side of Town, well duh!

        What I'm speaking of here though, is those non geographical designations which carry more serious connotations. Examples include the "Right" side (Javey Gwaltney) even though we don't know why he considers it better than any other side. Similarly to the "Right side" pronouncement are "My Side" (Young Dolph), the "Poor side" (Johnny Rivers), the "Old Side" (Tom T Hall), and "Your Side" (Maggie and Tae) which could mean either that you're a slum lord who owns it, or you're being warned to stay there, because it's where you've been restricted to living.   
        Far more sinister, however are the nicknames which sound foreboding and seem to be warning us to avoid them.  Such regions include the "Wrong side" (Firefall, Shangri Las). If you recall, the Leader of the Pack came from this side.  The Jime, Eleanor Dunlop, Barry Adamson and Janis Ian warn us of , serially, the "Mean," "Rough," "Beaten," and "Dark" sides, although Ms. Ian could simply be referring to a power outage.  

        Less defined, but more interesting, is the "Gaudy" side (the Gayngs) whose meaning is hard to fathom, although it could be most of Clark County, Nevada (Vegas, for the geographically challenged)  The "Blue side of town" (Patty Loveless) might be so named because Patty was actually devoid of love, ergo "blue." Since it's a country song, who the hell knows anyway?


        All these aside, by far and away my favorite, simply because of the inferences and possibilities inherent in the appellation is the Eagles' reference in "Lyin' Eyes" to the widely  sought (and frequently found)  "Cheatin' Side of Town."  Apparently, somewhere in America is a place designated as an "Adultery Zone." This, on further reflection, is probably a good idea- somewhat analogous to "Drug Free" zones near schools. I mean, if people are gonna cheat (and some percentage will!), why not tell them where they can do it in a designated area, instead of just using elevators,  public parks, taxicabs, restroom stalls and all those other improbable and undoubtedly uncomfortable places? Of course we need to be cautious here, because, while Don Henley  and Glenn Frey were surely singing about adultery,  a less informed person might assume that such a sign was directing then to the local financial district.     

Friday, August 14, 2015

Catch 22- Bush as Yossarian


Jeb Bush: "Student loan debt has doubled under Obama"






I just love it when a candidate for high elected office says the political equivalent of "Nanny anny boo boo" because they have no other friggin ideas and in the process let's you know they're idiots!  

This statement is, of course, sort of true, except student debt  hasn't actually quite doubled. This, however represents a fairly intelligent man (li'l Jebbie is by far the brightest of the three Bush boys) making a statement to which the correct response is "And?"

        Just like the other morons running on the lunatic right side of the GOP, these days, and even worse just like Bachmann, Palin, and Nugent, this is a case of "Blame the black guy."  Of course tuition costs at State schools, and to a markedly lesser degree, private universities, are sooo not tied in any way shape or form to who is in the White House!

        Does anyone recall during the 2008 campaign when, then candidate, Obama blamed the federal government for increased student loan debt?  Of course you don't because he didn't, even though student debt increased by about the same percentage (actually a bit more) in "W"'s two terms. The article (in Politifact)does a good job of examining the cost increases and discussing reasons why.


        What astounds me is that any former state governor, who should be well aware of funding modalities for state colleges and universities, would even attempt to make some linkage to the federal government! State school funding (among other things) took a hit when state budgets took an even bigger one during  to the 2008 recession and the following several weak economic years. State governors, like Bush used to be, in better times in Florida are the persons responsible for prioritizing state education expenditures. If Jeb Bush believes that, somehow, tuition and other college costs would be in his, or even the  Federal Government's  purview as President, he's proven himself unqualified to hold the office.


       What Bush even more conveniently omits, of course,  is the fact that such efforts as the Obama administration has made in looking for ways to help these graduates with crushing debt loads cope with that debt has been met by those selfsame Far Right morons with resistance and opposition. So, summarizing,  Bush in essence blames the current administration  for the increase in student debt, while ignoring his own party's obstructionist efforts  regarding any Obama attempts to help alleviate the problem. It's Catch 22 - Obama hasn't done anything to lower tuition because he can't, and what he has tried to do has been opposed by Far Right sychophants, but it's still his fault!

 That's some catch, that Catch 22, huh, Yossarian?      

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Wrong reason, Right idea

     
        I note with amusement  that some ultra- left writer, obviously fighting writer's block,  has decided  the MIA/POW flag is "racist." Because I feel that fact should trump fantasy, allow me the following brief observation.

       In the Vietnam era there were the hawks who engineered the escalation in Vietnam (JFK, LBJ, both Democrats) and the President who spread the war to Cambodia, destabilizing its government and expediting the death of perhaps a million at the hands of the Khmer Rouge (Nixon, a Republican).  Supporters of both parties were loathe to simply acknowledge or admit the huge error that was the Vietnam War.

        For them this flag has seemed over the ensuing years to, in some measure, validate their insistence on fighting an unwinnable war in a country  which could (should) have been a friendly nation from 1946 on. All we had to do was tell the French that the age of colonialism was dead, and normalize relations with the Vietnamese, only recently free from China's control. Their civil issues were uniquely theirs. A nationalist leader (Ho) who thought that the idea of a French puppet king who spent  much of his time on the Riviera instead of at home, wished to unify the nation. Period!

         Instead, a succession of administrations from Truman to Nixon shrunk  from the public disapproval that might have followed an open acknowledgement  that yes, Ho's Vietnam was nominally Communist, but actually nationalist first, Communist second. Any sense of history would have shown that, far from being likely allies with China, the Vietnamese had been under China's yoke, off and on for almost 2000 years! Supporting Ho would have meant building an ally in South East Asia.  Ho begged Harry Truman to tell the French no, but Truman was facing a frothing, Red baiting  Congress which saw Ho Chi Minh as just another Mao, and would have burned him at the stake for even iterating such an idea.

        So, leap ahead 40 years and here we are. Some half wit reporter with too  much time and too few ideas, has decided to make this his mission - the POW/MIA flag is racist. It's not, but it is extraneous. Vietnam, more than any other war, left veterans with a myriad of opinions regarding why and how we were there in the first place.  Some came back scarred by what they saw as the wrong war at the wrong place for no good reason. Others came back feeling they had simply done their duty and resenting the reception some of them got here at home. For these groups (or some of them, many simply long to forget) this flag may remind them of fallen comrades.

        There was, as there always will be, a cadre of non- draftee volunteers who saw/see war as  George Patton   saw it - "Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base."  There will always be this group who believes force trumps reason. For them this flag is a symbol that allows them to wallow in the fiction that somehow they were engaged in something noble  instead of a failed attempt to impose their (and our) will on a small, largely agrarian, nation which was tired of war, but too determined to quit.

        When there were actual POWs in Vietnam (whether they should ever have been there or not) the flag served as a reminder that some Americans were indeed in captivity in a foreign land and that some missing soldiers were unaccounted for. That was then; this is now. There are no more POWs in Vietnam, and the Vietnamese have gone to every possible reasonable length to repatriate the remains of MIAs as they are found. I don't think the POW/MIA flag is racist, I think it's simply no longer relevant. where were the WWI, WWII, Korean War POW/MIA flags? Oh, that's right, there weren't any! So why this one? I believe it has much more to do with those who believe themselves to be super patriots because they will support any armed conflict anywhere anytime as a means of foreign policy, instead of a protective measure.


        So call this uber liberal nutcase what he is - an opportunistic twit, stirring a pot that has long since gone cold. At the same time, don't lose sight of the fact that he's correct , but for the wrong reason. There are no POWs, and the Vietnamese don't need our flag to tell them to repatriate MIA remains, they've been doing it for 35 years! If a private individual, unable to move on with reality, wants to fly it over their shack in the Ocala National Forest,  let them. But on public and government buildings? Why?  The POW/MIA flag is passé, extraneous,  and irrelevant to most Americans except Chuck Norris. 

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

The fault may not be in our Stars!

                      
        Interesting column in today's newspaper. The eminent (and now well into his dotage and a bit odd)  Thomas Sowell, a Far Right African American and PhD economist ( you thought Clarence Thomas was the only one?) announced that he knew why young African American males have a relatively hard time finding jobs. He also knows why so many homes were lost in the recent recession.  After reading the headline I was wondering to myself what piece of brilliant theoretical economic brilliance was about to be revealed .  He blames the "Liberal Left" for high unemployment among young Black males in the same breath that he blames them for the loss of homes during the recession, which in an incredibly false implication he infers were disproportionally Black .

       As an economist, Dr Sowell should be ashamed of himself. His theory goes something like this: Liberals encouraged banks to make more money available so more Americans could afford homes. Period!  This was an effort to reverse a long standing policy which generally  required blacks to actually be better qualified that whites (on national average) for home financing.  Per the good Doctor, this was a conscious effort to get people to buy homes they couldn't afford and force banks to lend them money they couldn't pay back. Of course, this was the Liberal Left, doing a "feel good" to get Black votes. The huge, as in Exxon Valdez sized, hole in this argument is that in blaming the Clinton administration for trying to put more qualified buyers in their own homes, he ignores the actual villains here, the banking houses which did two irredeemable things.

        First, their personal banking branches and independent mortgage brokers using their commercial lenders engaged in shamelessly predatory lending practices, encouraging far more than just minority borrowers to buy far more house than they can afford on the premise that the market value would continue inflating, ergo building equity. Sowell portrays this "over optimistic, under- secured  lending as somehow the fault of some other entity than big banking and financial houses, and implies that it hurt the poorer Black community disproportionately. This isn't an exaggeration, it is an outright falsehood! The middle class, regardless of color, were the real victims in the 2008 housing bubble collapse, with the average family losing about 55% of the pre-bubble value of their home.      Far from being poor minorities, many of those suddenly "upside down" in mortgage debt  were two earner families who had been given mortgages in some cases amounting to a monthly debt service obligation of over 30% of gross income. These house poor couples were devastated by one partner's job loss or income reduction when the ship went down.

       Continuing the blame game, Sowell ignores the fact that the wider banking collapse was due to these super risky mortgages being "bundled"  (again by rich banking houses) and treated as if they were real money with the real value of the mortgaged property as assurance of that value. When the housing market tapered off and lenders began to smell signs of trouble it was too late, as the commercial banks and investment houses ("Too big to fail", remember?)  realized their bundled mortgages were barely worth half of their alleged value. The rest , as they say, is history. Sowell is well off the rails here in blaming  the LL for what was actually banking houses predatory lending practices, an attitude  rather more Far Rightist than Liberal Leftish! He also ignores the economic predations of commercial banks who simply lied and said "Oh sure, these under secured mortgages are just like cash!"  In neither case is there  a Liberal Left conspiracy of blame to be had. On the contrary, the persons most responsible for the fiasco are the same persons who resisted and continue to resist reasonable financial market regulation, and they aren't liberals!

       In like manner, Dr.  Sowell has sussed out the real reason for so many unemployed Black youths.  You're not gonna believe this, but the real reason that young men who made little or no effort in school , and in many cases failed to either attend and consequently, to  graduate, who show up for a job interview with their pants at their knees with no command of  or ability to use standard English, don't get hired because the minimum wage is too high! I know, right? Who'd have ever guessed that? Of course this is all the Liberal Left's  fault, as I knew, knowing Dr. Sowell's leanings, that it would be. 

     His logic is that back when the minimum wage was very low (in his childhood, and he's 85!) young Black unemployment was in single digits, therefore there must be an inversely proportional cause and effect relationship between young Black male unemployment and the minimum wage.  There are only about a gazillion reasons that his comparison is so poorly expressed or based. Start with Sowell in his teens being a lad in a farm based economy, where hand labor done by young poorly paid men was available to many. Then consider that he began  working as a boy at a time when more that 6 million American males were involved in WWII! Hell yes there were jobs. Add to that the post war employment as the GI Bill channeled many returning GIs into college vice the workforce (brilliant!)  Also consider the post war housing boom, much of which was manual labor driven.  Also consider the jobs now available in the American steel and automotive industries as many "Rosie the Riveters"  left the workforce to become Harriet the housewife again. Moreover, the demand for new cars provided good paying jobs in Detroit and environs, as the American Auto industry hadn't given away its world dominance yet.

        In subsequent years this post war well of employment was drawn down by multiple factors: first, the huge loss of auto industry jobs and concomitant  requirement for more technical skills by those lucky enough to retain  their jobs. Second, as farming continued apace in its march to agribusiness and the economy of scale placed small farms more and more at risk, cheap low paid manual labor jobs declined. Third, the construction boom eventually tapered off to a steady, but slower pace. Additionally, the American steel and shipbuilding industries began their steep decline, to the point that Chinese steel threatens to take business from what already  reduced production there is in the US.  

       And in what I am sure Professor Sowell sees as a Liberal Left  assault on America, the nature of work changed radically from 1950 (when he was 20) to 2015. Modernization, computerization and moving of jobs offshore have combined to all but eliminate  low or non skilled opportunities in the workforce. None of these is a "liberal plot," in fact, many of the corporate profiteers (Walmart, Trump, Every clothing store in America, etc.) responsible for the flooding of US markets with foreign made goods are anything but liberal. Pity - such an inconvenient truth!

        How, you say does this relate to minimum wage?  As it turns out, as tech savviness and , in many cases advanced post secondary training , becomes critical to obtaining employment which pays well, those who lack it are relegated to service industry  or what few manual labor jobs are left. Unfortunately, for those of  the Gen Xers who lack such  training or skills, it means fewer low tech jobs and more low tech employees. It's not the minimum wage that's the problem here, it's the skill set.

       So, instead of whining about the Liberal Left's conspiracy to raise the minimum wage so that those so employed can actually earn a living, Dr. Sowell should direct his comments at those young persons, regardless of race or gender, who choose to leave high school (should they attend) with no appreciable skills because, for whatever reason, they (at least some of the Black ones, the group Dr Sowell references in this apollogia) have confused studying, learning, and becoming employable with "acting white" and made that accusation a pejorative. Of course the alternative for any young person who sees education as something to be avoided, is exactly as Dr. Sowell describes it, high unemployment in that sector of the population.  Where Dr. Sowell gets it diametrically wrong is in attempting to remove responsibility from the individual and placing it at the feet of those who would help those who help themselves, by increasing the minimum wage for those who work hard for too little income.  


       Shakespeare had the appropriate response to Dr Sowell regarding Black youth underemployment, when he had Cassius tell Brutus,  "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."  

Monday, August 10, 2015

Far Right falsehoods #1


                 1. Privatization of Social security is a good idea.


        Not long after his second inauguration, and in fact, as a talking point for years previous,  President George W. Bush had advocated the privatization of Social Security. Following his successful 2004 reelection campaign, he again designated fundamental Social Security reform as his top domestic priority, with Karl Rove as his mouthpiece. This was not an impulsive decision. As early as his 1978 congressional race, Bush had  suggested that the Social Security System could not be sustained unless individuals were allowed to invest the payroll tax themselves. Overriding the doubts of some political advisors, he raised the issue while announcing his first (2000) presidential race, declaring that "We should trust Americans by giving them the option of investing part of their Social Security contributions in private accounts." Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have voiced similar opinions in 2012.


        The subtext and a typical Far Right tactic, is to infer that the present system somehow "doesn't trust" citizens, an assumption which resembles science fiction in its stretch of reality yet is guaranteed to appeal to some percentage of the public. Bush cited  fiscal and demographic pressures moving the system toward eventual bankruptcy. (unless other far more reasonable and safe changes, which didn't involve privatization were taken, an omission of convenience). He listed some basic principles and then reached the nub of the matter: "As we fix Social Security, we also have the responsibility to make the system a better deal for younger workers. And the best way to reach that goal is through voluntary personal retirement accounts." This approach, the President argued, would offer younger workers a "better deal": The rate of return would be higher than in the traditional system; the accumulation could be passed on to children and grandchildren; and "best of all, the money in this account is yours, and the government can never take it away."


        At this point, note the thinly veiled scare tactic regarding the government "taking it away!"  Fifty years previous, then President Dwight  Eisenhower, himself a Republican,  had spoken re:   the sanctitity of Social Security (abbreviated SS for brevity hereafter).  He said, "Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."  He could well have been describing the 2004 occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, inasmuch as privatization  represents a tentative first step in that direction!


        Enough posturing,  however, what really is wrong with privatizing SS? Let's start with the myth that  private corporations can manage more efficiently than a government entity. Look no further than  Canada for an example and contrast. Canada manages their entire national health system with just about the same staff as Blue Cross uses in Massachusetts!

        Private accounts implies one of two scenarios, both with serious drawbacks.

        The first - that those choosing to use private accounts would be free to  have their money sent to any investment firm, then chose and use any vehicle that struck their fancy. Assuming they had the entire gamut of markets available, that could well mean that US funds (SS sent to investment houses) were invested in foreign markets. It also could well mean that some Americans, led on by persons like Bernie Maddoff  ended up defrauded  out of their money, or in the event of a collapse  such as occurred in 2008.  Upon investigation the U.S. Senate's Levin–Coburn Report yielded the following  opinion,  concluded that the crisis was the result of "high risk, complex financial products; undisclosed conflicts of interest; the failure of regulators, the credit rating agencies, and the market itself to rein in the excesses of Wall Street" and concluded that the financial crisis was avoidable and was caused by "widespread failures in financial regulation and supervision," "dramatic failures of corporate governance and risk management at many systemically important financial institutions"  And Bush wanted to trust what would surely be billions of dollars in SS money to this gambler's paradise?   Why not just let 'em go to Vegas. Of course  the corporate gamblers, indicted in the above  Senate committee opinion were bailed out as "too big to fail," multi-million salaries and bonuses unimpaired by their greed induced failure.


        Want a real world example? Ok assume that in an alternate universe with privatization of SS a middle class wage earning family chose what would normally  be considered a really safe investment plan, using any of  numerous major financial companies' annuity plans. in 7 months in 2008, they could have watched their conservative investment choices lose 54% of their pre crash value. Tough, huh? For the next year they would have watched their financial fortunes hover below 65% of pre-crash value, while their neighbor on SS received full benefits. If this family picked January 2008 to retire, they might really, really rue that decision by year's end. Doing the math, for example, and assuming a pre crash private annuity account (Vice SS) of  $500,000  the return per month for (25 years certain and remaining funds yield 5%) would be $2922 monthly. Post  crash, the same starting value would have dropped almost overnight (weeks, actually)  to $230,000, with a  monthly payout (same terms) of $1344, and even if markets rebound, this figure is whatever it was when annuitized even if  markets rebound! Social Security is a guaranteed benefit plan, private investment is a guaranteed contribution with no guarantee of return.


        The second concern is that instead of allowing investment  with the tax payer's  choice of financial firms, the government might specify which firms or which types of investment were  allowed, to the exclusion of others. How many lobbying bucks do we thing might flow to assure being one of the chosen firms? This is an open invitation to corruption. Finally, even if the investment were something as prosaic as money market funds tied to the Federal Funds or T bill rate, the yield would actually (over the last 4 years) have lost money when inflation is taken into account.

        Here, instead of hyperbole, are some real numbers. Among current workers and retirees, the rates of annual return varied by about two percentage points - from a high of 6.52 percent (for single-earning couples born in 1920) to 4.52 percent (for their counterparts born in 1985).  Remember, Social Security is the most reliable investment in town. Try finding a CD paying 4.2% - guaranteed for as long as you live!

        Of course the dirty little "oh by the way" is that every dollar risked in private investment is one less dollar in the pool for those who choose (and will truly need) the surety SS currently represents. The real winners in any serious privatization of SS would be the same gang of corporate opportunists responsible for the 2008 crash!  In closing,  just one question.  Have you ever heard anyone espouse privatization who has any chance of actually needing Social Security when they retire? I didn't think so.    

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Fools Carnival

        I just read yet another article explaining how conservatives are "forcing" the College Board to "soften" (whatever that may eventually mean ) the APUS History course  outline  in areas referencing racial issues, slavery, Imperialism, etc.  I am  someone with a real advantage in this matter, first because I am  an experienced and  highly successful  classroom teacher in the discipline  and second because I have no political axe to grind here. The sub plot here is that what Conservatives really want runs counter to the educational process. The focus of a well designed course should be to present facts as well as they can be determined from primary and secondary sources, explain the attitudes and concerns of the major players , thereby giving students the opportunity to use critical thinking to draw their own conclusions. 

      As an instructor and based on my dialogues with those who have graded  the national exam numerous times, the subjective portions (essays) of the exam are graded on the basis of scope and utilization of information and structure of the writing.  The writer's conclusions on the same essay topic  may be diametrically opposite, and both receive equally high scores.

        What conservatives object , apparently,  is the even handed presentation of facts and source materials from both sides of some issues. An example might be (would be) if an instructor referred to the internment of  Americans of Japanese descent during WWII as the "single greatest denial of civil rights of American citizens since Reconstruction,"  even though the discussion that follows is an analysis of the conditions and attitudes which led to it. This is the same mindset which holds that George Armstrong Custer was a hero who died in the service of his nation, while Crazy Horse, Little Elk, Joseph White Bull, and many others were simply savages.   It's the same mindset which believes that McKinley did a great thing when he forcibly annexed the Philippines post Sp/Am. War, with the resultant 200,000 deaths of Filipino men, women and children.  Asking students to arrive at informed and considered opinions when presented with only one side of an issue is reminiscent of the old Zen koan about the sound of one hand clapping.

        Apparently, many Conservatives have never really considered Santayana's "Those who will not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." Viet Nam and  Iraq would make it seem that they have not.   

        All that aside, the local news this morning also included something so stunningly illogical that I momentarily forgot it while producing the day's rant. However, it is worthy of a Special Edition.

        In the Florida state edition of  "Legislators Gone Wild", the state has decided to solve an ongoing issue in a manner which defies any and all logic. Background first: for quite a while boards of education across the nation have struggled with the issue of  merit pay for teachers. Simply put- "How do we compensate the best teachers commensurate with their ability?"   The concern here is the problem of determining which metric (eduspeak alert!) to use in determining teacher performance.  The Union I belonged to had little issue with the concept, but took issue with  the local school board's  numerous proposals, almost all of which involved some form of  "my students against your students."  This took the form of using a (repeatedly and almost fatally) flawed state wide exam, and awarding more money to those teachers whose students performed the best. Of course the teacher has no control over which students he or she might be assigned, which profoundly influences outcomes. It also effectively reduces "teaching the subject" to "teaching the test."  Predictably, many teachers who taught in affluent schools with college bound kids got the bonus .....duh! Another proposed variation on this stultifying scheme was to grade Social Studies teachers (subjects not covered on the  Florida Comprehensive Achievement  Test or FCAT)  based on how they performed on the Language arts section, essentially ignoring how the teacher performed as a Social Studies teacher. Now for the latest and most insane proposal.

        This year. per current legislation, In last-minute budget horse-trading during the Legislature’s first Special Session this summer, Rep. Erik Fresen’s bill to tie teacher bonuses to SAT or ACT scores became law. Lawmakers appropriated $44 million to make it so. But wait: We’re not talking about judging teachers on their students’ scores. The law refers, instead, to tests the teachers took themselves — when they were schoolchildren!

      Let's make sure we understand each other, here. I began teaching in 1989, at 47 years of age after 12 years as a staff instructor at Naval Nuclear Power School.  By 1989 it had been 40 years since I took the SAT. In the meantime, the SAT  has been largely rewritten due to gender and cultural bias. Also in the meantime I completed 2 BAs  and a Master's. My GRE score (didn't study, just showed up) was a moderately high 1390. None of this would matter under the new law. The very first year I taught APUS my students had the highest success rate on the national APUS test in our district. So what?

       Veteran teachers have been frantically unpacking dusty storage boxes in hopes of finding those decades-old test results. Other teachers have been on the phone with the College Board to get their scores, however records only go back to 1988!

        There’s a reason Fresen’s bill crashed and burned on arrival in the Senate during the Regular Session. It’s fundamentally unfair — if not illegal — to tie years-old test scores to performance bonuses for teachers. But - lawyers say the Florida Legislature can do what they want with their special grants, as long as it’s not discriminatory. But college entrance tests, like most standardized tests, have been roundly criticized as biased against minorities and women.

        Other lawyers wonder if the bonus — up to $10,000 for a state whose average teacher pay is $47,700 — (over  a 20% bonus!) was designed specifically to benefit Teach for America recruits. TFA teachers are controversial in Florida because the recent college graduates often stay only long enough to fulfill their two-year commitment. Then they head for the profession’s infamous revolving door, worsening our already abysmal teacher-attrition rate.

        Due process demands advanced notice. The right way to issue performance incentives is to give notice about the terms for earning the bonuses going forward. “If you do this, then you’ll earn that.”  It's pretty hard to go back 20 or more years and retake the SAT. It's equally ridiculous to expect a career Language Arts (what we used to call "English")  teacher to retake an exam which is heavy in math after perhaps 25 years with no math interface.

        No business in the world would dream of basing an employee's  performance assessment on  something he or she did five, 10, or 20+  years ago. A test that a professional took when they were in high school is something they have absolutely no control over now, like skin color, eye color, or gender. Lawmakers may as well be issuing bonuses for teachers who have brown eyes or twelve toes.

        As stupidly incepted as this is, again proving that letting politicians run educational policy from afar is a bad thing, there is one even more salient factor. Academic brilliance is absolutely no guarantee of classroom efficacy. We all had the college professor who was brilliant, published, and a buffoon as a teacher because they  simply couldn't impart knowledge as a communicator. The gift of being able to become a highly  effective teacher (yeah, I said gift!) is a far more important tool in the teacher's toolbox than ACT, SAT, DDT, or any three letter acronym. Those who are so fortunate love the job, those who know only the mechanics (as Mark Twain said "the words but not the melody") either leave the profession or (in some, not all  cases) become administrators. 

And some more things which make me go huh?


         The Saturday morning local news is generally  just background noise  while I do the Soduku, Jumble and Crossword, but sometimes one will hear things which shatter your concentration and make you go "huh?"

        A local action news report featured the line, "A local teen on a bicycle was struck and killed and then drove off." Honest, that's precisely how the reporter read it!  Unfortunately, it was actually the driver of the motor vehicle who left the scene , while the child remains dead.  
        
     On the same broadcast, a local auto dealership commercial trumpeted  a "no-commission" pricing policy.  I was struck by the fact that sales persons work for incentives, and that no commission would mean no incentive. Closer investigation, of course shows that there are of course, commissions, they just don't call them that. Salesperson compensation is based on the number of cars sold (and their gross cost). Liars!

     Of course, the above commercial also piggybacks on the new trend of  having actors portray people who are frightened to death at the thought of purchasing a new vehicle. It is even worse when they finish each other's sentences.

        In a remarkable turn of events, a Republican  has finally managed to be so objectionable that even Faux News objects! The Donald managed this feat, previously deemed impossible, by implying that  Megyn Kelly, who actually (and surprisingly) asked reasonable questions during the recent debate/steel cage match, must have been "bleeding from somewhere" (yeah, no shit, that's what he said) because she had the temerity to broach the subject of Trump's well documented history of inappropriate comments related to women. Who would have dreamt  that Faux even had a gag reflex when it came to Far Right sycophants?      

        Of course, by that time the bar had been lowered  significantly by Mike Huckabee's comment that the purpose of the military as he , never having been a member,  sees it is "killing people and breaking things."  Of course Huckabee's mere presence at any rational airing of opinion calls the entire process in question. After all, this is the man who chooses to give hyper critical parenting advice to the Obamas for allowing their model citizen girls to listen to Beyoncé, while his own son was charged with torturing a dog to death! It is also worthy of note that while considering Beyoncé a bad influence, the Huckster (def: "a pejorative for a person who sells something or serves biased interests, using pushy or showy tactics.") considers Ted Nugent to be just fine. After all why wouldn't  a Baptist minister love a guy who writes lyrics like "Whang Dang, Sweet Poontang?"  

       The jury in the James Holmes (Aurora CO theater shooter) case was unable to come to unanimous agreement re: the death penalty so Holmes who was, at the time,  insane by any standard will be sentenced to life without parole. 
     I would propose that his psychiatrist, whose notes clearly show that she had serious concerns regarding Holmes' sanity yet did nothing and told no one, spend the first ten of those years with him. In Aurora, as in Va. Tech, we had severely disturbed individuals who have been identified as such by  mental health professionals and yet are unidentified as threats to local law enforcement and are able to procure weapons (or in Holmes case, a stockpile of weapons and ammo) with relative ease.  At the point that  maintaining doctor- patient privilege may well mean the deaths of  other  innocents, something needs to change.


        Other than that, it's been a good day so far, Ciao!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Hubris with a side of Stupid



A letter in the local rag's OPED section today hit a new low for rational discussion regarding climate change. After conceding that somewhere around 97% of the scientific community agrees that human activities are responsible for most of the current  global warming trend, "Ignore that, even if true", they say, because reducing carbon emissions might be expensive. I'll save the really insane comment for later. read on, it's worth the wait. 

  I've concluded that there are basically three separate schools of thought , if indeed it is actual thought, on the climate change denier community, which are in some ways about as grounded as Holocaust deniers. They are: 

a: Climate change can't be real because if we admit it is, our wealthy  Corporations which make money on energy and utilities will have to spend more and profit less. We're here, we want cheap gas and electricity, so fuck the next generation(s). The reality is that this group doesn't really care if climate change is real, they just don't want to act on it.

b: Since most major corporate donors to far right causes and candidates are  deniers (or ignorers) the sycophant candidates they own are also rabid deniers. It's in their financial interest to be so, and those who blindly listen to and parrot the rhetoric of the Jindals,  Perrys,  Trumps and Santorums become, reflexively and without critical analysis,  global warming deniers, even to their own potential detriment.

c: The third, and in many cases the most vociferous deniers, seem to be the Far Right evangelical fundamentalist  Christians.  I believe that this knee jerk anti-global warming bias stems from their belief that 1. God made the Earth 2. God can do anything he/she/it  wants, and therefore:  3. It borders on apostasy and sacrilege to believe that insignificant, puny mankind could ever have that same impact. This is convenient for the Far Right, since most Evangelicals lean that way.

Now for the truly astounding wrinkle introduced by today's letter to the editor. In an act of hubris blended with sheer gall and stupidity beyond anything I've ever even heard , the following assertion was made. I'll paraphrase to give it more flow and form. "Even if all these scientists around the world agree that Global warming is a real issue, that is relatively meaningless, since  after all Galileo and Einstein, both were going against the established beliefs of their day."  The assertion here being  that Global warming deniers are analogous to Galileo and Albert Einstein!

What the person obviously didn't think through, or more likely understand,  is the fact that in Galileo's case, he wasn't arguing against science, he was using science (you know, hypothesis, observation, data accumulation, etc.) to refute Christian dogma  "the earth is the center of the universe because we humans are God's creation, ergo more important than everything else." This is the diametric opposite of what he thinks he said!

In the case of Einstein, he wasn't arguing against  science, he was using higher math to explain and amplify some physics concepts that science hadn't yet explained.  Far from being opposed by the scientific community, Einstein was awarded the Nobel in theoretical Physics in 1921. Of course the aforementioned Galileo was threatened with excommunication and forbidden to write. 

Seldom, if ever, has anyone been so drastically and diametrically incorrect and ill informed.        

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Even more things which make me wonder

                                  Even more things which make me wonder:

        The more I see USAA commercials, the more I recall how when I was a young enlisted man USAA was not available to me because I wasn't an officer. Now that the business has become more competitive, they have decided that we enlisted swine may actually have been trustworthy all along. How hypocritical!

        New Rule: If there are more than 10 candidates in one party for high elected office, they field must be winnowed down, not by the arbitrary decision of Faux News, and corporate influence,  but by a steel cage match. Here are the contestants (partial list) for this upcoming Republican race. Mike "Homeboy" Huckabee, Bobby "The Chocolate Cracker" Jindal,  Ben "Huh?" Carson,  Jeb "The Faux Floridian" Bush,  Marco "The  Mormon Mauler" Rubio,  Chris  "Bridge Blocker" Christie,  Ted "The  Canadian Crusher"  Cruz,  Lindsey "Prettyboy" Graham,  Donald "The Dipshit" Trump,  Rand "Prissy" Paul,  Rick "I have no f***ing Idea" Perry, Rick "The Fetus" Santorum, and Scott  " The Wisconsin Whiner" Walker.   Others would be eliminated in prelims, although the Nikki Haley/Carly Fiorina  fight would be fun to watch.   
        Basic rules for the match would be that all contestants are forced into the ring and the first one to actually arrive at a workable, original idea to improve government without shitting on the middle and lower classes wins.

        Saw a promo for a new sleep aid drug, which portrays sleepiness and wakefulness as cats, one dark and restless, one white, fluffy and purring. After the pleasant and low key hype came the sotto voce list of "possible side effects."  I was mildly interested right up to that point, but the list was truly frightening. Among the side effects were: Depression, suicidal thoughts, Inability to move immediately upon waking (really troubling, if what woke you was your bladder! ), driving or working without remembering , and more. Try a cup of hot Cocoa!
        Along the same line, another "new" drug promises the possibility of "Ruptured spleen!" Now there's an offer that's hard to turn down. This same drug's advert gives this sage advice, "Don't take "this drug " if you are allergic to "this drug." Wow! Would never have thought of that!

        New sign of the apocalypse: vegan Dog and Cat foods! Look, I couldn't care less if you,  as  a rational omnivore, decide for whatever cosmic muffin induced reason to go vegetarian or vegan. As I've often said, just don't tell me it's "natural" because it isn't. Your dentition  alone tells that tale. but "Spot's Choice Vegan Garden Recipe Dry Dog Food"?? Really? Did your dog signal their unhappiness and deep seated racial guilt over 50,000 years of canid meat consumption?  Next you'll be saying they shouldn't lick their crotch because you don't care to do it.  An impartial dog food analysis organization rates this attempt at human conscience salving thus (just a blurb of the entire article): "Below-average protein. Below-average fat. And above-average carbs when compared to a typical dry dog food."

         It goes on to rate this expensive delight as two stars out of five on the dry dog food spectrum - well below average! If this wasn't sufficient insult to the dog, hold on to your wallet, because this garden cornucopia of  yuck will cost you about  $6 per pound! On the other hand Blue Buffalo Wilderness (dry) costs about $2.20 per pound and is rated five stars.  So starve yourself for meat protein  if it makes you feel good, but trust me, your dog doesn't give a rat's ass. Sure they like sweet potatoes and need the beta carotene, but sometime ya just gotta sink your teeth into some meat protein.

And I do believe that's all I have to say about this today.



Saturday, August 1, 2015

Eduspeak and Edubabble for beginners:

                    Eduspeak and Edubabble for beginners:

     Each year about this time, across the nation, hundreds of thousands, maybe over a million, bright eyed, intense and well intentioned kids are preparing for their first real teaching assignment. Some of them have gone through four or five year college education programs, maybe even a beneficial internship, where they have actually been allowed to teach actual students.

     Others, coming to Education via a different path, have met the academic requirements to be hired, but have little or no actual hands on experience. 

     In either case, an optimal outcome will be that you realize that you love the profession and as I came to believe, were meant to do it.  Regardless of background and/or outcome, there will be circumstances , situations and terms with which you haven't been prepared for. The following is an attempt to explain these terms and , possibly hint at some of these situations.

Stakeholders: Not, as I originally thought, the owners of a mining claim, but rather the eduspeak  term for parents and their student children. Sometimes expanded in context to include an entire community.  

Paradigm shift:  Sounds astronomical, I know, but it's the term used by edubabble  practioners when they mean to say "changing the way we focus on things."  The benefit here is that it sounds scientific and concrete. It's not.

Outcomes: results

Staff development: Meant to convey the collegial idea sharing which will help improve classroom outcomes. (outcome being edubabble for "result"). Unfortunately all too frequently this becomes instead a one way stream of "do it like this," which assumes the originator is an abler educator  than the receiver. Sometimes the case, more often, not.

Expert (sometimes also known as consultant): Generally, this refers to any person from outside the school district who owns their own briefcase and likes to travel. There are several keys to understanding these roving self proclaimed purveyors of pedagogy: 

              a) Frequently, they have little or no actual classroom experience  at  the public school level which has equipped them for helping you.

              b) They will have published very impressive papers, perhaps even books, justifying their existence and their theories. Unfortunately, some of their equally well credentialed colleagues will have published equally impressive works in direct refutation of those theories.  (see Payne, Ruby)

             c) They are paid well to come to town, make a flashy presentation, and leave, while you are expected to implement what they have shown, even though they may well have never done so.

             d) Because they are "experts,"  district level supervisors love them, because if the experts do it, they don't have to.

             e) Finally, and saddest of all, most of them are "flavor of the month" savants whose theories and/ or methods will fall from favor  eventually only to be replaced by the "next big thing" from California.

cohort, peer group, sample population:    Kids

Reflection:  A new fave, endorsed by an (Expert) man named Marzano who has never actually done what you do, but is really, really sure he could if he had to.  Some administrators like him because  his method makes the teacher do much  of what administrators should do if they had time, which they don't, because of all the extraneous bullshit heaped upon them by the higher ups.   A working definition of reflection might be: Thinking about what you prepared to do and did, after you did it. Yeah, I know, we all do that anyway, but now you have to write it down.  

Mentor : A term falling more and more into misuse. It means a senior, more experienced and proven professional who helps newbies reach their potential, by coaching, inspiring and guiding them. Unfortunately, for many reasons, we rarely use this resource much anymore. Apparently, upon reflection, consultants have induced a paradigm shift and decided that staff development will enable more successful outcomes for your cohort if  we use the "latest new thing" from the left coast instead of having an actual  experienced proven successful colleague assigned to mentor a new teacher.


I hope this helps you navigate the shoals a bit better. Good luck.