Trump’s Greatest Hits
A compendium in his own words demonstrating why
Donald Trump was the worst President ever and should be exiled to Bithlo. (For the uninitiated, Bithlo is a rural Florida hamlet east of Orlando where the mayor is a possum and hopes and dreams go to die.)
Trump is a bigot:
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always
had a great relationship with the blacks,” (really? Read on!)
“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of
people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. …
I think that the guy is lazy. And it’s probably not his fault, because laziness
is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. It’s not anything they can
control.” (!!!)
“Who the f knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the
Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?” (He responded to a real
estate question using a racial slur for the Japanese.)
This is court record: He argued in 2016 that Judge Gonzalo
Curiel — who was overseeing the Trump University lawsuit — should recuse
himself from the case because of his Mexican heritage and membership in a
Latino lawyers’ association. House Speaker Paul Ryan, who had initially endorsed
Trump, later called such comments “the textbook definition of a
racist comment.”
Kip Brown, a former employee at Trump’s Castle: “When Donald
and Ivana came to the casino, the bosses would order all the black people off
the floor. It was the eighties, I was a teenager, but I remember it: They put
us all in the back.” (And he "loves" black persons?)
Trump is a sexist pig:
Trump on how to handle the fairer sex. “You have to treat
’em like shit,” (Trump quoted by former friend Philip Johnson)
“Rosie’s a person that’s very lucky to have her girlfriend.
And she better be careful, or I’ll send one of my friends over to pick up her
girlfriend,” Trump continued. “Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another
choice?” (Mind numbingly sexist and stupid)
“I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other
candidate would be able to do, and it’s very important to me.” (But he didn’t,
unless we count packing the USSC with justices who would overturn Roe v Wade,
which was done to women, not for them.)
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood
coming out of her wherever.” (Poor Megyn Kelly, apparently bleeding out right
on camera.)
“When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was
perceived that he has left for a piece of ass—a good one, there are 50
percent of the population who will love the woman who was left.” (What a
swine!)
“'I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be
dating her.” (Yuck!)
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as
long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just
start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when
you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything....grab them by the
pussy. You can do anything.” (Including have an affair with one while
your wife is pregnant?)
“I am the greatest” (with apologies to the late
Muhammad Ali who actually was)
“'I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls
better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will
build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay
for that wall. Mark my words.” (News flash: Mexico hasn’t paid a cent for
the wall)
'My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please
don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault.' (This explains
why he threatened Warton with a lawsuit if they ever released his actual grades,
Additionally the graduating program from Warton lists him as “graduating” with
no honors whatsoever)
“I went to the Wharton School of Business…I’m, like, a
really smart person. (Really smart individuals don’t have to tell you
they are. For another take on this: Wharton professor William T. Kelley had
another view. After Kelley’s death, a close friend of Kelley revealed that the
professor felt the president was a fool. “Professor Kelley told me 100 times
over three decades, and I remember his emphasis and inflection — it went like
this — ‘Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had’)
“Apologizing is a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I
will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I’m ever
wrong.” (Start now, you have a long list!)
'I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen,
down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down' (How
odd it is, that not one person saw him)
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have
been mental stability and being, like, really smart…I went from VERY successful
businessman, to top T.V. Star, to President of the United States (on my first
try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius…and a very stable
genius at that!”
Writes and speaks like a Fourth grader:
'[The New York Times] don't write good. They have
people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don't - they
don't write good. They don't know how to write good. (Turns out he don't talk good either.)
“I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much
easier.” (This may be be the most revealing and insulting comment yet, on his
sheer willingness to say anything, no matter how inane and insulting which pops
into his great orange head. He dodged the draft, citing a non-existent bone
spur with an excuse from a doctor who rented from his (Trump’s) father, and then says he
wishes he had a medal awarded only to those who are wounded in military service.)
“I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble
than you would understand.” (Yep, he’s the “humblest” ever, no one knows
more about humility then him!)
“Eventually we're going to get something done and it's going
to be really, really good.” (He was talking about “his” healthcare bill
here, which never in four years saw the light of day, let alone actual
Congressional debate)
"I think I could have stopped it because I have very
tough illegal immigration policies, and people aren't coming into this country
unless they're vetted and vetted properly." (Referring to the events
of 911 which were perpetrated by persons legally in the country.)
Trump on sharing his financial success
"I look very much forward to showing my financials,
because they are huge." (Yet he is still suing to keep from being
forced to do so, and no US Bank will lend to him!)
Trump on Covid-19
“We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in
from China. It’s going to be just fine.” (Of course, it will!)
“Within a couple of days,” Trump announced, “[infections
are] going to be down to close to zero. One day, it’s like a miracle. It will
disappear.” (Still waiting)
Regarding killing coronavirus with ‘light inside the body’: “Suppose
that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very
powerful light,” Trump said at a White House coronavirus briefing, before
continuing: “Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do
either through the skin or in some other way.” (Meanwhile Dr Fauci turns
his head and vomits. What’s really the joke here is that tanning salons use Ultraviolent
lamps, and the sun emits UV rays. By Trump’s lunatic logic, anyone who tans should
be COVID free!)
He said, “it’s an amazing thing” that the coronavirus
“affects virtually nobody,” (This statement was made literally only a
few hours before the United States officially surpassed two hundred thousand
deaths from the pandemic. Ignorant and an almost pathological liar – a bad
set of faults in President)
"Is there a way we can do something like that by injection
inside or almost a cleaning? It sounds interesting to me, so we'll see. “But
the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That's
pretty powerful." (Call Alex Jones, maybe he has an answer!)
And, because it shows him at his stumbling , mumbling,
semi-literate best: Speaking of his own ‘positive negative’
test result, Trump actually stated that he “tested very positively” during his
now-daily Covid-19 test. “In another sense, I tested positively toward
negative, right? So no. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested
negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative.” (Another
“way of saying it” would be “I’m a f***ing moron”)
“Everybody (Everybody? Really?) says I’ve done
a tremendous job with COVID. My leadership has been extraordinary, best
in history. My quick actions have all but wiped out the virus, saving
millions of lives, and I’ve got the economy ready to roar back to better than
ever before. I think a little gratitude would be nice. Maybe a big ‘thank you
Mr. President’ is called for. (No, the economy hasn’t “roared back” and
the virus is nowhere near “wiped out.” Vaccines have saved millions of lives, aided
by social distancing and masks. Anyone believing Trump showed real leadership during
the pandemic is obviously suffering from the dumbshit variant.)
“The closest thing is in 1917, they say, the great pandemic.
It certainly was a terrible thing where they lost anywhere from 50 to 100
million people. Probably ended the Second World War. All the soldiers
were sick.” (First and foremost, the Flu epidemic didn’t end WWI; massive
German battlefield losses did, since it was only eight months since the
outbreak. However, Trump says it “probably ended WWII” which began twenty-one
years later. It should be deeply disconcerting to any sentient person when a
college graduate of Trump’s age and office doesn’t know when the two World Wars
were fought. This is coincident with Trump asking, according to an aide who was
there, while at Normandy, who the combatants were, and referring to them as
“losers” for dying in battle after seeing the cemetery.)
Various other ludicrous or dangerous statements:
“Hillary wants to abolish, essentially abolish, the second
amendment [the right to have a gun].” He continued “if she gets to pick her
judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the second amendment people, maybe
there is, I don’t know. (The referral to “Second Amendment people”
sounded a lot like an encouragement for one to “take out” Ms. Clinton)
"I'm an environmentalist. A lot of people don’t
understand that. I think I know more about the environment than most
people." - Despite his public stance against the existence of global
warming. (Again, claiming to “know more about” something just because he’s
a “stable genius.” This is similar to his “I know more about” comments on nuclear
power because he has an uncle who actually does. In truth, The Trump administration
rolled back more than 100 environmental rules. Over four years, the Trump administration
dismantled major climate policies and rolled back many more rules governing
clean air, water, wildlife and toxic chemicals. If Trump is an environmentalist,
Pee Wee Herman is an NFL linebacker.
Speaking about China's President, who repealed the
country's term limit laws. "He's now president for life. President
for life. No, he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great.
Maybe we'll have to give that a shot someday." (Just like Putin,
too, huh? Heaven forbid!)
“We cut taxes more than, you know, the biggest tax cut in history.
My Administration and I built the greatest economy in history, of any country,
turned it off, saved millions of lives, and now am building an even greater
economy than it was before. Jobs are flowing, NASDAQ is already at a record
high, the rest to follow. Sit back and watch! (Trump is serially lying
here. His was not the biggest tax cut in history, and it has increased the
federal deficit by $1 trillion every year since it went into law. As to the “Strongest
economy: During the last two years of the Obama administration, annual median
household income increased $4,800. This is three times more than the $1,400
increase during the first two years of the Trump administration. Additionally, economic
growth through the last eleven Obama quarters was virtually identical to Trump’s
first eleven. Unemployment was near historical lows under Trump, and yet growth
in gross domestic product was well below what several previous presidents
achieved, and other metrics such as wages and business investment ranged from average
to simply mediocre.)
“You must go forth into the world, with passion, courage in
your conviction, and most importantly be true to yourself. I did it!”
(Trump said this during a Commencement speech at
Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia. Sound familiar? It might, since Reese
Witherspoon as Elle Woods said it first, in Legally Blonde, during her graduation
speech. And no, Trump didn’t attribute the words to her)
Campaigning against Joe Biden: “He is going to do things
that nobody ever, would ever think even possible because he’s following the
radical left agenda. Take away your guns, destroy your Second Amendment. No
religion, no anything. Hurt the Bible. Hurt God. He’s against God. He’s against
guns.” (Just the litany of nonsensical and absurd claims about Joe Biden,
who is an avowed Catholic, as opposed to Trump who, as an adult has been to
church only when he married one of his serial brides.)
“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and
I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine — of
Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful,” (Remember,
he still wants to build a hotel in Moscow! Trump signed a letter of intent to
develop the building, provisionally named Trump World Tower Moscow, in October
2015.)
When asked what, as President, he would do to help
Ukraine during Russia's invasion Trump
spouted this rambling litany of word salad: “Well what I would do, is I would, we would,
we have tremendous military capability and what we can do without planes, to be
honest with you, without 44-year-old jets, what we can do is enormous, and we
should be doing it and we should be helping them to survive and they're doing
an amazing job." (This may be the world record for a non-answer
answer.)
“I listen to [Vladimir Putin] constantly using the n word.
That’s the n word, and he’s constantly using it: the nuclear word. And we never
talk of, we say, ‘Oh, he’s a nuclear power.’ But we’re a greater nuclear power.
We have the greatest submarines in the world, most powerful machines ever
built. Most powerful, and they got built under me. Most powerful machines ever
built, and nobody knows where they are. And you should say, ‘Look, if you
mention that word one more time, we’re going to send them over, and we’ll be
coasting back and forth up and down your coast.’” And finally, several
things leap out here: We (the US military and especially Pentagon planners)
never, ever discuss submarine deployment strategies publicly, and neither
should an ex- president. Second, Trump’s claim that “They got built under me is
diametrically false. No submarine whose construction was authorized under Trump
has been commissioned. None, Period. This is a categorical lie and vintage Trump.
Additionally, Russia has only a sometimes
ice-bound Arctic coast and a Pacific coast, neither within less than 2000 miles
of Ukraine. Without going into more specific details (and I could!) suffice it
to say that Trump’s comments on “coastal” patrols are irrelevant from a nuclear
standpoint, and just demonstrate the huge scope of his ignorance.
I have assembled this small sampling of Trump’s
blithering drivel just to show how, in his own words, he almost screams “I am not
even fit to pick up dog turds off the White House lawn.” And he wants to run again in 2024!
Thank you and have a nice day.