It’s the Little Things
All of us have experienced things which may be of little or no
consequence to others, but piss us off far beyond their real significance. Here’s
my top ten. Feel free to suggest others.
10. Persons who care truly, madly, deeply about the love lives of celebrities with whom they have no real interface whatsoever.
9. Al Sharpton
8. People who seek to impress casual acquaintances with who
they know, rather than who they are.
7. Anyone who believes
that since they like public prayer, everyone else should have to be exposed to
it, yet if they were forced to listen to a prayer of another faith, their head
would explode.
6. Persons who cite
the “morality” of Christianity and/or Judaism, citing the
Ten Commandments, yet fail to realize that within days of their delivery, the Hebrews
had slain over 3000 of their own.
5. That bratty kid in the cabinet commercial who trashes the
kitchen while in time out.
4. “Dr.” Phil, “Dr.”
Laura, and all other purveyors of instant
fixes for problems which probably really need serious therapy, not fraud.
3 Anyone who has never played the game and never could play
the game who insists on telling you how the game should be played.
2. Nancy Grace’s hostile, whiney, sneering, shitty
existence.
1. The New York Yankees
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