Wednesday, September 4, 2013

It's the Little Things


                              It’s the Little Things

All of us have experienced things which may be of little or no consequence to others, but piss us off far beyond their real significance. Here’s my top ten. Feel free to suggest others.

10. Persons who care truly, madly,  deeply  about the love lives of celebrities with whom  they have no real interface whatsoever.

9. Al Sharpton

8. People who seek to impress casual acquaintances with who they know, rather than who they are.

7.  Anyone who believes that since they like public prayer, everyone else should have to be exposed to it, yet if they were forced to listen to a prayer of another faith, their head would explode.

6.  Persons who cite the “morality” of Christianity and/or Judaism,  citing  the Ten Commandments, yet fail to realize that within days of their delivery, the Hebrews had slain over 3000 of their own.

5. That bratty kid in the cabinet commercial who trashes the kitchen while in time out.

4.  “Dr.” Phil, “Dr.” Laura, and all other purveyors  of instant fixes for problems which probably really need serious therapy, not fraud.

3 Anyone who has never played the game and never could play the game who insists on telling you how the game should be played.

2. Nancy Grace’s hostile, whiney, sneering, shitty existence.

1. The New York Yankees   

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