I see that the alleged mega-millions winner in Maryland (my home state) now says she has "misplaced" the ticket. I might misplace my car keys, or even my wallet, but a $200 million plus lottery ticket! Really? There actually may be such a thing as too dumb to have money!
So, in honor of Mirlande Wilson:
Won big lotto bucks
now can't locate my ticket
can you say "loser?"
Had winner in hand
had head up my nether parts
it sux to be me.
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