Top ten ways to tell he's not the one

Top ten ways  to tell he's not the one

10. You have a job and he doesn't

9.  He comes to your job and eats other worker's lunches

8.  He has an imaginary friend named Rollo, with whom he chats with  while you have sex

7.  He goes on retreats to "get in touch with his inner woman"

6.  Two words - "head lice"

5.  Road kill gives him a woody (woodie?) who knows

4.  He says diamonds are ordinary, but handcuffs are forever.

3.  He names  his body parts for members of the Third Reich (say hi to little Adolph!)

2.  He swears he loves only you and Janet Reno

1.  He has athlete's crotch