Top Ten reasons to never post to Facebook again
10. You are
functionally illiterate
9. You are unable to
write a sentence without including an "f-bomb" or its derivative.
8. You are a sheep
who simply agrees with everything your friends think is cool.
7. You believe
Snooki's pregnancy is "rad" and a sign from God that Snooki will; be
"a great mom."
6. You
"like" groups or movements whose aims you don't comprehend because a Kardashian does.
5. You actually admit
to having committed an illegal act because it's "cool."
4. Your facebook name
has the term "Badassmofo" in it.
3. You use numbers and single letters as parts of speech
(see Prince: " I would die 4 U")
2. You "liked" the "Grant Charles Manson
Parole" icon
1. You have seen Jesus'
face in an oil spill in your garage and want
to start a new sect called Pete's Pennzoil Apostles.
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