Knowing that morons like the Westboro Baptist Church
literally believe that God created
everything, raises this question: If, as they say in their disgusting
protests, "God hates Fags," does that mean that they believe their
"perfect God" made a mistake, or are they just affirming that God is
a non smoker?
If one had sex
with Pillsbury's cute, pudgy, white
"spokescartoon" , might one get a 'doughjob' "? In the
worst case, could it possibly even lead to a yeast infection?
Why, in Mike Huckabee's
seemingly interminable ranting re: the
"War on Christianity" has not
one Republican candidate pointed out the obvious fallacy in his position? That, of course, being that if any other
faith or belief system in America (Islam, for example) actively sought the same
position of establishment that Christianity has maintained over the years in
America, Hucklabee's head would explode!
There is no "war" on Christianity
in America, but there is a movement to reduce its intrusion into private areas
where it has zero relevance. Religion is the concern of the believers, who are
free to live their lives in accordance with the precepts of their faith. In the United States,
however, there has historically been a tacit "understanding" (for
want of a better term) that pretty much
anything Christians wanted to do (pray at athletic contests, decorate public buildings,
etc) was permitted, but Santeria followers better not kill chickens in public.
We can slaughter them by the millions in
machines for food, but don't kill one with
reverence as an act of worship. This, of
course from a religion whose immediate precursor sacrificed entire bullocks on
the altar, then burned them! Ludicrous ? Of course!
Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and to a lesser degree several
other GOP ers are the most dangerous kind
of religious zealots. They demand respect and political influence for their beliefs,
while having no such tolerance for any other. Huckabee is just a cowboy hat
away from the late, unlamented Fred Phelps,
in the same vein as Rick Santorum is just a drunken rant removed from Mel
Gibson's insane Catholic extremism.
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