Fraud vs fraud

          Sooooo, in a true "You can't make this shit up!" moment, Dr. Phil sat down with James Corden on The Late Late Show with James Corden the other night, and the late-night host asked the TV psychologist to give his professional opinion about manic serial tweeter Kanye West. First understand this, I think Mr. West (or "Ye" as he often self refers these days, sort of like Rastafarians shorten Yahweh to "Jah" and with same the sense of implied divinity) is as screwed up as a soup sandwich or a football bat. His recent diarrheal tweets and tantrums clearly show profoundly disturbing mental issues. Granted. Conceded. Remember he lives with Kardashians, 'nuf said?

          But holy shit - DR. Phil? This cracker quack isn't suitable to diagnose an ingrown hair, never mind emotional disturbance. He is the Dr. Oz of the mind, casting the psychological runes and immediately getting to the root of all issues, and saving all those months or even years of real therapy. Space limitations don't allow one to record all the shady deals in which this fraud has been involved, from license suspension(currently unlicensed, since 2006) to several Motivational seminars, to diet plans "Woo Woo, Shake it Off" - a real slogan!  I think the real Dr. Phil story will be written when they autopsy his brain and find that he took one too many hits as a middle linebacker in the most lopsided college football game ever played, his team lost 100 - 6!

Dr. Phil commenting on Kanye West's self obsession is analogous to Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz calling each other despicable, religious fraud, vote whores.