Additional Facebook Emoticons for curmudgeons
Who the hell cares what you think?
This is truly some silly shit!
I don't care for your opinion and I wouldn't fight for your
right to express it.
Your dog and your child are annoying.
You're a Bigoted, bloviating redneck.
God hates you!
Some less well known Statistics:
50% of Americans have
one Fallopian tube
The average IQ in America is between 90 to 110.Sampling only
Donald Trump supporters reduces that to 75 to 93.
67.8% of all women who wear spandex should not.
The average American has 32 teeth, oddly enough this is also
within a standard deviation of being the same number as the entire front row
of a Willie Nelson concert.
In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a
telephone pole or street lamp. The law remains mute regarding pigs, cows or tourists.
0.3% of all accidents in Canada involve a Moose. One assumes
condoms are used the rest of the time.
The average male penis length is 5.7 inches. The average
penis length of men who Google "average penis length" is 3.2 inches.
Crocodiles cannot stick their tongues out. In a related
story, snakes can't give you the finger, either.
Ketchup was originally sold in the 1830’s as medicine. After
further failure as a lubricant and nasal spray, it settled into its current
role.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book. It is also the most
thumped, misquoted and misinterpreted.
96% of all smoke alarms are indicative of poor cooking skills.
The first 90% of a tube of toothpaste will last 15 days. The
last 10% will last four months.
Upon seeing an eye patch wearer, 10% will inquire about the injury, the other 90%
will say, Arrrgh!
The most common emotion for 68% of all people after watching
a good movie is "I gotta pee!"
Statistics show that three out of four Americans make up 75%
of the population.
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