March Madness
The recent and continuing strikes
on Iran have the effect of becoming a kind of geopolitical Rorschach test:
everyone involved sees what they want to see, while the inkblot itself is
unmistakably dark, ugly, and poorly defined. The U.S.–Israeli operation has
moved far beyond “surgical” and into the realm of regime‑shaping warfare, and
Iran’s retaliation has turned the Persian Gulf into a live‑fire zone stretching
from Doha to the Strait of Hormuz.
Flash back to
Operation Desert Storm, when, at Dick Cheney’s suggestion, Bush 41 eschewed “regime
building.” Key advisors, most notably Joint Chiefs Chairman General Colin
Powell and Sec Def Dick Cheney, urged President George H.W. Bush not to go to
Baghdad or remove Saddam Hussein from power during the 1991 Gulf War. They
advised that invading Baghdad would create a power vacuum, require massive
troop commitments, lead to a "quagmire," and split the international
coalition. Five weeks later it was over, Kuwait was freed and we came home,
less about 300 fewer US soldiers.
H.W.’s more malleable son, encouraged
by the revised opinion of then Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of
Defense Donald Rumsfeld and amplified by fabricated tales of weapons of mass
destruction, later initiated a regime change attempt in Iraq which resulted in
over 8,000 dead US troops and 32,000 wounded.
In both cases, it was Coalition
troops vs a Middle East state. In the current instance the conflict is not only
The US vs Iran, but there is also a centuries old underlying theme of Islamic
sectarian hatred/mutual disrespect between Sunni and Shiite adherents. Sectarian identity is a regional political tool
in much the same way as the Crusades were 900 years ago. Shia–Sunni divides are
more than seven hundred years old, but in modern geopolitics they’re often used
as branding, not belief. Governments invoke sectarian identity the way
corporations invoke “family values” — loudly, selectively, and usually when
they want something.
While Iran positions itself as the
champion of Shia communities across the region, from Lebanon to Iraq to Yemen, Saudi
Arabia and several Gulf states cast themselves as defenders of Sunni order
against Iranian influence.
Militias and political parties
across the region use sectarian labels to secure funding, legitimacy, and
weapons. This doesn’t mean the theological divide isn’t real — it is — but the
political use of it is often opportunistic rather than doctrinal. The current
kerfuffle fits that pattern.
The attacks on Iran and the subsequent regional escalation have revived old sectarian narratives, but in ways that
reveal how flexible they are when power is at stake. Sunni-majority Gulf states
are condemning Iran’s retaliation while simultaneously trying to avoid being
dragged into a war they didn’t ask for. Shia communities in Iraq and Lebanon are
split, as their populations’ sectarian tenets are. Some see Iran as a
protector, others as a reckless actor endangering them as collateral damage. Militias
aligned with Iran frame the conflict as resistance, while governments frame it
as destabilization.
Meanwhile The Ayatollah Trump calls
this the “last best chance” to deal with Iran’s nuclear and missile programs,
which is the diplomatic equivalent of saying, “Trust me, I know what I’m
doing,” right before he pulls the cord to start the chainsaw while holding the bar
between his legs. He’s already admitted
the war may last longer than the four to five weeks he predicted—because of
course it will. Wars are like home renovations: double the time, triple the
cost, and someone always ends up bleeding. Meanwhile, Iran’s death toll is
officially 787 and unofficially “much higher,” which is government‑speak for
“we stopped counting when the numbers got depressing.”
Israel has moved troops into
Lebanon, Hezbollah is firing back, and the Gulf states are swatting missiles
like mosquitoes. The U.S. has closed embassies, evacuated personnel, and warned
Americans to leave 14 countries—because nothing says “regional stability” like
telling your citizens to run for their lives.
George W. Bush’s legacy is now the Middle
East’s version of the “Don’t stick your fork in the toaster” warning label.
Everyone knows it’s there. Everyone ignores it. Why?
Bush toppled a regime with no plan
for the day after, while Trump has launched a region‑wide conflict with
no plan for the day after lunch. Bush underestimated sectarian blowback, while Trump
underestimated everything, including how many countries Iran can hit with missiles
before breakfast. Bush said the mission was accomplished, Trump has said it
would take “four to five weeks”. Both are shining examples of wishful thinking.
It is, in the words of H.L Mencken, “The triumph of wishful thinking over experience.”
On a more worldly note, the late George Carlin would call it “The same old shit
with a new paint job.”
In conclusion it is worth
remembering that none of this was likely to happen if we had continued honoring
The Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), signed July 14, 2015. It was a multilateral agreement between Iran
and the U.S., U.K., France, Russia, China, and Germany plus the EU. It followed
two years of negotiations and was designed to ensure Iran’s nuclear program
remained exclusively peaceful. The agreement provided for key nuclear restrictions
on Iran, including: Enrichment
limits: Iran agreed to cap uranium enrichment far below weapons‑grade levels.
Stockpile limits: Iran drastically
reduced the amount of enriched uranium it could possess.
Facility restrictions: Sensitive
sites like Fordow and Natanz were placed under strict operational limits.
Centrifuge reductions: Iran removed
or mothballed thousands of centrifuges.
Inspections: The IAEA was granted
an unprecedented verification regime—continuous monitoring, access to
declared sites, and oversight of the entire supply chain.
In return, Iran Got sanctions
relief: Nuclear‑related sanctions were
lifted, allowing Iran access to frozen assets and international markets. Economic
reintegration: Iran could sell oil, conduct banking, and rejoin global trade
networks. In other words, resume normal relations and interact with the rest of
the world, vice remaining isolated and angry.
President Obama framed the JCPOA as
the most consequential foreign‑policy debate since the Iraq War. His argument
was simple. Without a deal, Iran would continue enriching without oversight and
with a deal, Iran’s pathways to a bomb would be blocked or slowed, and
inspectors would have eyes everywhere. The White House at the time emphasized
that the agreement “blocked every possible pathway” to a nuclear weapon while
maintaining intrusive verification. It was a narrow, technocratic arms‑control
agreement—and intentionally so.
And yet: In 2018, Trump pulled the
U.S. out of the JCPOA, calling it a “bad deal” (don’t you love the man’s gift
of language?) and arguing it didn’t address missiles or Iran’s regional
activities. This withdrawal is widely cited as one of the most consequential
foreign‑policy moves of his first term. After the withdrawal, Iran gradually
resumed higher‑level enrichment, expanded stockpiles, and restarted activities
previously frozen under the deal.
Why does this matter today? It
matters because the current war is happening against the backdrop of a nuclear
program that was once heavily constrained under the JCPOA but lost those
constraints after the U.S. withdrawal. Since, then, Iran’s Nuclear facilities
have survived multiple Israeli and U.S. strikes, and Iran still retains
significant enriched uranium, according to the IAEA.
The Obama accords are now being
invoked as the “road not taken”, and as a moment when diplomacy, not violence and
death, temporarily froze the nuclear clock. It’s running once again.
We, and the world, deserve so much
better.