Top ten collectibles while driving from Washington, DC to
The Villages Florida in one day.
10. A speeding ticket
in Va for driving while being from Florida.
9. 15 ounces of love
bug meat on your car.
8. 40 ounce drive
thru drink in collectable NASCAR cup.
7. 40 ounce
emergency pee.
6. A "South of
the Border" Dale Earnhart commemorative
spit cup
5. $5000 dollars
worth of gasoline (two tankfuls)
4. A roadkill
armadillo, known in SC as "Possum on the Half Shell"
3. Nausea from
Georgia pulp mills
2. The finger from
the hitchhiker with dreadlocks, shorts at half mast and a meat axe on his
shoulder.
1. Athlete's Butt
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