Why is it that:
Anytime a Congressman proposes cutting food stamp benefits they will be a fat Republican?
Sarah Palin has a job?The depth of your sleep is directly proportional to your dog’s need to wake you to go out at 5 AM?
No one will tell Donald Trump his hair makes him look even more vain, idiotic and self possessed than a real hairstyle would?
Someone can be recalcitrant without first being “calcitrant?”
Most of my former students are more intelligent and of more
use to society than the entire Kardashian clan?
All those hard rock Republican farmers in the Midwest gladly
accept farm subsidies, while still denying global warming?
Hollywood studios for the most part will spend mega millions
on CGI excessively violent destruction and
apparently pay a scriptwriter about 39₵
No matter how recently you peed, you’ll have to do it again the instant you get
in the shower?
Sean Hannity is all fatutzed about the exact same NSA phone
monitoring program he lauded when “Dubya” incepted it after 9-11?
Not one wireless carrier has complained about the program,
above, or gone to court to refuse to comply?
Anyone believes the more extreme claims of chiropractic even
though the man who made it up claimed spinal misalignment causes Smallpox and deafness?
Any human male would marry Michelle Bachmann after hearing
her speak more than one sentence?
Chocolate is the only vegetable product that can speak to
you?
Pet food manufacturers don’t make a dog treat from cat turds
rolled in kitty litter?
No one has ever been “gruntled,” so how can they be disgruntled?
Some people literally believe Bible stories which cannot be
true (the “firmament”, the world totally covered with water, Noah’s grizzly
bear and tiger roundup) but refuse to
believe visible proof that glaciers are melting due to the earth warming up.
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