So apparently rapper Li'l Wayne is recovering after being in ICU due to seizures. Not to worry, though, because one of his "posse" ( rapper code for worthless hangers on and shithead leeches) said it was just too much "sizzurp." What, you may ask, is sizzurp?
well kids, apparently Sizzurp is a highly addictive, recreational drug that involves prescription-strength cough syrup, sugary sodas and hard candies, typically sipped out of Styrofoam cups. The source said, quote: "He drank too much sizzurp to get a better high,". He needs rehab but he's not close to death or anything. He's fine and just coming down off the high."
I don't know
about you, but I can almost hear Charles Darwin screaming from beyond the
grave, "Let him go, it's supposed to work this way!"
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